l love my twinnie old
pooh printed pajamas
fitted on my hips
folded squarely 'til my knees
I wore them during my last visit
in Bahamas
way back 2015
but I was upset this 2020
coz' as I tried to wear them again
I kept pulling from toes to knees.
Oh, fats on my thighs and tummies
wrapped me dearly, kissed me sweet
I missed my skinny jeans on my sexy legs
my butts bulging up towards my hips
diet no more my twinnie winnie
I have plenty of foodstuffs on my fridge pepperoni pizza with mozzarella cheese
oh, yum yum, yummy,
yummy, burger patty!
I will indulge myself all night long
as long as I have plenty of pennies
no worries for tomorrow's boyfriend
I have one best twinnie winnie in my bed
he kisses me with the morning sunshines
poured caresses on my forehead 'til I sleep
he silently secured my resting body
on his shoulders, legs and belly
oh, my mighty knight in shining armor
oh, my only twinnie winnie, "Winnie the Pooh"!
©️ hcasquejo 2020
Credit to BuzzFeed @ pinterest for the photo
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